*** You cannot be creative without the fear of failure
*** Remember that walking erect and walking with an erection are two different things - please don't get them mixed up.
*** Is lying only unethical if you get caught?
*** Don't trust unfounded reality
*** Progress will move a lot faster when politicians start to work across the aisles. Elected by the people is a bestowed honor of confidence, expectations and hope. Unfortunately for those same people, disappointment is the common result.
*** As far as I know, it's the only sperm-bank with a drive-through window
*** For the good of mankind, there are certain people I hope will never reproduce
*** Heard in court (attorney): "Let it be noted that I am a devout atheist, but for legal reasons, this was most certainly an act of God."
*** Sarcasm is just the charming rendition of cynicism
*** "I feel like an idiot." "You should, it makes a lot of sense."
*** Do the Dutch speak the way they do because of the dope? (it's okay - I'm Danish, but no dope....)
*** We have the right to be wrong
*** Don't fail before you try
*** Why "rehearsal dinner" before a wedding. Don't people know how to eat?
*** I can't remember if I suffer from dementia
*** "You must be drunk; you look very blurry..."
*** One of my uncles only listened to radio-programs featuring frontal nudity...
*** Remember that being in love dramatically dims the light of common sense...
*** What I learned yesterday I used today to prepare for tomorrow
*** Since my dry-cleaners started out-sourcing to India, they discontinued same-day service; go figure...
*** Alcohol is getting too much credit
*** ...and talking about alcohol: That is what consensual sex for the most is sponsored by...
*** To tell you the truth, I don't know if I'm lying...
*** Tell him he's an idiot, it shows you care...
*** Winning the lottery is like eating lentil soup with chopsticks
*** Turning right can be wrong, but turning left can actually be right - go figure that one as well...
*** As a child I didn't know what to be when I grew up, so I decided not to grow up; it obviously worked.
*** Rabbits feet supposedly bring luck. I don't think the rabbits agree...
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